So I was sitting on the train in a seat that has two seats in front of me, minding my own business. When suddenly two girls come on the train, sit in front of me and start making out. The smooching and the sound of them smacking lips together got me so fucking annoyed that I whispered “get a room”. And of course they heard me, and started telling me that I was homophobic and conservative. And I just sat there and took it.

Two stops later, they are still hating on me and giving me the evil eye.
But then MY girlfriend comes on the train, sits next to me and gives me a romantic kiss and says “hey babe, have a nice day? missed you”

The expression on their face when they realized that I too am gay, and that they do sound like niagara falls when they kiss.
win.